my biggest fear is someone asking me out as a joke like i have literally had this thought at the back of my mind since like 2nd grade and i am terrified
This happened to me in 6th grade and yeah. I’m traumatized every time someone gives me a compliment i give them a funny look and say really?
me: did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
satan: fuck off
i have 3 moods:
- skips every song on my ipod
- lets the music play without interruption
- plays the same song on repeat for days
I’d like to have a word with you. The word is sex.
so I said, "I’m actually a boy, Miss."
Then one of my classmates slams his hands on the desks and shouts, "YOU’RE NO BOY!"
I turned around to him.
he said, “YOU’RE A MAN.”
I turned back around sheepishly smiling while all my male classmates cheered and shouted, my…